Man Laws are the unwritten codes by which men live. We obide by these unspoken laws on a day-to-day basis without ever giving them a second thought. They're a part of our being as men. Submit your Man Laws! It's time that we give these "Mandate's of the Macho" a voice!

If you are at a urinal taking care of business..as is the guy standing next to you..it is against the Man Law for either one of you to turn your head in the direction of the other guy while speaking. Most of you have known this since you were a child...BUT there are some who didn't know! That's why we're bringing this to light..every male should know the laws for the sake of his own dignity. Help these poor metro-males adjudge what is manly and what is not manly in common male situations by submitting your Man Laws.

If you still don't understand, then there's a chance that you're not a man.

You can submit to us a Man Law..or pose a problem and let us lay down the law.

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Q:Your best friend is dumped by his girlfriend. How long before you can ask her out?

A:It was suggested to be various short amounts of time, but the idea of dating a friend's ex is thought to be wholly unacceptable by us. However, when asked "What if she's drop-dead gorgeous?", we change our answer to "six months" and the motion is summarily accepted.

Q:Can you put a lime or any other fruit in your beer?

A:No, fruit is completely off limits in beer. If one were to put fruit in a beer, they might as well put a little umbrella in it and call it "Beer Cock(less)tails". The answer is NO NO NO.

Q:Is crushing beer cans on your forehead still cool?

A:No. Cans are not as thick as they once were. Crushing one back then was saying something, but now, it's lame. Period.

Q:When toasting with beer, should you clink with the top or the bottom of the bottle?

A:The Bottom, because clinking the top would swap saliva and thus qualify as kissing.

Q:If a friend gets you a beer from the bar, is it acceptable for the friend to stick his finger in the opening to bring back several beers to the table at once?

A:No. "You poke it, you own it."

Q:21 rule

A:No matter what, the 21 rule is always in effect. No matter what, no if ands or buts.